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Official tournament rules

halfs are 15 minutes

half time is 1 minute

there is a 1 time out per half they do not roll over

the clock stops with 1 minute left in the game (not half)

Offense

The offense gets plays – 6 if a gender play is ATTEMPTED twice

there are no punts

guy scores 6 points

girl 8

there are no extra points

The ball must cross the goal line to count as a score – having just your feet or

foot in doesn’t count

ANY offensive penalty is loss of down – no lost yardage

you get 30 seconds to get a play off – there will be a 10 second warning

no countdown!

Defense

This is a non-contact tournament

Thee has to be a lineman each play – the lineman must line -up 5 feet from the

center at the snap.

There is a S-L-O-W count that simulates 6 seconds - you will get flagged

Off-sides or fast count is down over and no yardage.

Defensive holding is 10 yards and down over.

Pass interference is point of foul down over.

Contact with a girl is 10 yards down over and repeat down with a gender play counting.

The defense gets 30 seconds to get ready at change of possession only.




TOURNAMENT ROSTER

LEAGUE ROSTER

Indoor session 1 playoff schedule January 2nd.

Tight ends in Motion vs. Purple Reign - 6:00
Matty and the Icicles vs Honey Badgers - 7:00

winners at 8:00


HK-8 vs All We do is Quinn - 9:00
The boys are back Vs Falconies - 10:00

winners at 11:00




Whose hot whose not is Compiled by the Western new York Touch football writes association


Jlaw

Jordan Lawson. Our boy came off the blame on! bench and won another one for Injured reserve.

Matty & the Icicles

One week after getting pounded by Purple Reign and slapped them back. #1 seed

Honey Badgers

Backed into the playoffs by grabbing a forfeit win against the Conquistadors.

The Boys are Whack

Last year worst place - this year #4 seed in the playoffs.

Purple Reign

Got pissed on by The Icicles. Yea you suck.

The Immortals

This isn’t the hosegarden – you don’t just pick the 6 best players hanging around and run onto the field. Get a squad.

The Conquistadont's

first team in history to forfeit because of bad weather in the indoor league. We play in a dome dudes.

Mike Rawpunk WR all we do is Quinn.

Tried all day to get his game canceled because of bad weather while he was sitting on a beach in Jamaica whilst it was 80 degrees. Then of course tried to take credit when his team won without him.






By the numbers

0

Number of teams joey Baggs will play for in the playoffs, A record.

2

Losses in a row by previously unbeaten Falconies.

2.6

Number of Inches of snow when Manny from the Conquistadors texted moh to forfeit the game because of too much snow.

4

Total number of trophies that can be won by Drew “whitefish” Piaeta next Saturday 3 for football – 1 for kickball.

5

Days left to the Super Awesome tournament at The Bills Fieldhouse.

18

Estimated number of games played by Katie Keller in the Indoor league for 3-4 different teams. If it happened in blame on! it would cost her a record $2000 in team fees, sub fees, being there fees.

26

Seconds remaining when The boys are back scored to beat the stunts on the last play. That’s Twice in 3 weeks.

12,000,000-1

Odds theo will win the male MVP for group 1 males

latest tournament lines - 

Early line

Win the division

Win the time

Win the tournament

Morning – 9am to 1:00pm

A

 Honey Badgers - white 

2-1

5-1

7-1

 Bad Apples - Tan

5-1

10-1

12-1

 Tight Ends in Motion – Lt. Blue

7-1

14-1

20-1

 Injured reserve -  Red

10-1

30-1

40-1

C

 Bullet Club - Black

3-1

5-1

15-1

 Woke up Dangerous - green

6-1

10-1

17-1

 Flying pierogis - Red

7-1

20-1

25-1

 Conquistadors - White

25-1

75-1

100-1

E

Stunts - white

1-1

4-1

10-1

All we do is Quinn - Purple

7-1

10-1

100-1

Hope & ruin - foam green 

15-1

20-1

150-1

Select - lt blue

25-1

50-1

160-1

G

 Lockout - black

6-1

10-1

17-1

 Morning wood – Ugly blue

3-1

5-1

15-1

 Indecent Exposure - Maroon

7-1

20-1

25-1

 UFO - red

25-1

75-1

100-1

Afternoon – 1 pm to 5pm

B

 Legends - white

4-1

6-1

25-1

 Losing streak - black

7-1

15-1

50-1

 Topline - Red

8-1

20-1

100-1

 The Immortals - gray

100-1

75-1

1000-1

D

 3rd and shlong - black

3-1

10-1

17-1

 Cobblestone - purple

4-1

15-1

20-1

The boys are back - white

8-1

20-1

25-1

Falconies - purple

10-1

75-1

100-1

F

Purple Starfish - ?

4-1

10-1

17-1

Goatsack - white

5-1

15-1

20-1

TBD - black

6-1

20-1

25-1

Slice of lemon - green 

8-1

75-1

100-1

H

show me your TD's - green

2-1

4-1

25-1

Pali elites - Red

4-1

9-1

50-1

TMA - black 

5-1

12-1

100-1

LFD - blue

10-1

20-1

1000-1

Tournament schedules

MORNING SESSION


AFTERNOON SESSION



Morning

Field #

1

2

3

4

9:00

The conquistadors

Woke up Dangerous

Flying Pierogis

Bullet Club

All we do is Quinn

Hope & ruin

Stunts

Select

9:30

Honey Badgers /

Injured Reserve

Purple Reign /

Tight ends in Motion

Morning wood

Indecent Exposure

Lockout

UFO

10:00

Woke up Dangerous

Bullet Club

The conquistadors

Flying Pierogis

Hope & ruin

Stunts

All we do is Quinn

Select

10:30

Injured Reserve

Purple Reign /

Honey Badgers /

Tight ends in Motion /

UFO

Indecent Exposure

Morning wood

Lockout

11:00

The conquistadors

Bullet Club

Woke up Dangerous

Flying Pierogis

All we do is Quinn

Stunts

Hope & ruin

Select

11:30

Honey Badgers /

Purple Reign

Tight ends in Motion /

Injured Reserve

Morning wood

UFO

Lockout

Indecent Exposure


Afternoon

Field #

1

2

3

4

1:00

Losing streak

Legends

Topline

 The Immortals

3rd and shlong

Cobblestone

The boys are back

Falconies

1:30

Purple Starfish

Goatsack

TDN

Slice of lemon

 LFD

Pali elites

TBD

Show me your td’s

2:00

Legends

The immotals 

Losing streak

Topline

Cobblestone

Falconies

3rd and shlong

The boys are back

2:30

Goatsack

Slice of lemon

Purple Starfish

TDN

Pali elites

TMA

 LFD

Show me your td’s

3:00

Losing streak

The Immortals

Legends

Topline

3rd and shlong

Falconies

Cobblestone

The boys are back

3:30

Purple Starfish

Slice of lemon

Goatsack

TDN

 LFD

TMA

Pali elites

Show me your td’s






M/ile sports Code of conduct

We adhere to a strict No argument Rule:

You have your say after the play – You stop before the next play.

There is zero cussing at the ref –

There is no cussing about the ref even it is explaining about the ref to other players within earshot of the ref.

There is NO approaching the ref after the game to continue the argument.

There is ZERO swearing to other players.

If you feel the ref/ump does NOT know or follow the rules you are encouraged to seek out myself our Phyllis. We will speak to the Ump/ref.